"I am all alone in my pad, man, my piled-up-to-the-celling-with-junk pad. Piled with sheet music, with piles of garbage bags bursting with rubbish and encrusted frying pans piled on the floor, embedded with unnameable flecks of putrefied wretchedness in grease. My pad, man, my own little Lower East Side Horse Badorties pad..." (From the back cover)
Author(s): Kotzwinkle, William
Publisher: Vintage
Year: 1994
Language: English
Pages: 191
City: New York
Tags: Hippie Novels
Foreword to the Twentieth-Anniversary Edition
by Kurt Vonnegut 5
1 Horse Badorties' Number One Pad 9
2 Horse Badorties' Satchel 15
3 Horse Badorties' Bottle of Pina-Colada 21
4 A Knight of the Hot Dog 27
5 The Overcoat that Went to the Bronx 37
6 Fugue in A Minor 41
7 Horse Badorties Dreams 55
8 Horse Badorties' Number Two Pad 59
9 About a Spoonful 63
10 The Wonderful Yellow School Bus 67
11 The Mad Dialer 7S
12 Commodore Schmuck on the Water 83
13 Commodore Schmuck Is Betrayed
at the Bay of Crabs 97
14 The Fan Man in the House of the Dead 101
15 The Fan Man Gets the Shaft 109
16 Far Out, Man 115
17 The Elephant Dance 119
18 Horse Badorties' Four Pads 129
19 Hawkman Lives! 137
20 The Doctor-Foot-Itch Miracle Cure 145
21 It's Dorky-Day Once Again! 153
22 Good-bye Horse Badorties' Four Pads 1 63
23 The Avatar at Work 167
24 Uncle Skulky 169
25 The Fan Man Eats It 173
26 Something Calls to the Fan Man, Faintly 179
