This book may shock some readers to their very core. While I chose to remain anonymous, I will not deny that it includes some scenes of very questionable morality, including, yes it is true, a bit of explicit child rape. But let nobody accuse me of being evil's apologist, for this book is fiction only, I´m not responsible of what you masturbate yourself about, and if one can't even enjoy a fantasy child rape, then what has the world come to? Besides, I´m quite debauched and would be more confortable if the whole world also were. But really, in this day and age, when degeneracy is the order of the day, and virtue a most rare and extraordinary thing, is it possible for the reader to be horrified by anything? It hardly seems likely. No, it is simply impossible for the reader to be astonished by anything anymore: he has heard it all, seen it all, in many cases done it all, and I for my part am ready to deny it all. Therefore, while the following tour the force which I've prepared was supposed to be somewhat shocking, alas, I'm afraid it may well prove to be underwhelming to the modern reader.
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PREFACE:
I have submitted my manuscript to over twenty publishers, and those few responses I received were all negative. This is the email I sent:
Most respectable publisher, Sir,
Attached to this email is the greatest short and sweet novella that you will read in your
lifetime. It is a manuscript that will take you less than half an hour to read, but which will
change your perspective on life and your vision of the world forever. My revolutionary
masterpiece is absolutely certain to become a classic. Just consider for a minute that the
works of Fyodor Dostoevsky, that imbecile hack, have attained such status, despite being
very boring, long and stupid. How then, could my book fail to gain all the recognition it so
rightfully deserves, when it includes all the best elements of this art? That is simply
impossible.
Regards,
M.A.V.V.
To give you an idea, dear reader, of what those fools said about my masterpiece, let me give you as an example one of their replies:
Dear XXXXXX,
It is not often that I read a manuscript from start to finish, but since yours was so short, I can
unfortunately say that I’ve read the whole thing. Yours is the most disturbing and disgusting
work I have EVER received. You have included racism, misogyny, homophobia, pedophilia,
terrorism and mass murder, amongst other things. Your ‘work’ even includes a scene of very
explicit child rape, written apparently with the intention of sexually arousing the reader,
another scene where you describe with great detail the manufacture of an explosive
substance and an explosive device, yet another where you describe mass murder with the
clear intention of amusing the reader, and so on.
Let me tell you that you do not have any talent whatsoever for writing. Not only are you
ignorant of the syntax of the english language, which could perhaps be excused since you
are not a native english speaker, but you also do not have the faintest idea of what the
structure of a ‘short and sweet novella’(as you call your ‘work’) is like. Please, I do not know
from where you are writing me, but I am sure that, wherever you are there must be
psychologists and psychiatrists willing to help you with your multiple undiagnosed mental
illnesses. But first, you must be able to look at yourself and say “Somewhere, something
went wrong with my life. I am a danger to myself and to others, and I need professional
help.”
Very sincerely,
XXXXXXXXXXXXXX, XXXXXXXXXX Publishing
All the other responses were of a similar nature. Indeed, one of them, a jew, even dared to threaten to call the police if I ever contacted him again. So, you may understand why I came here to offer my literary masterpiece to you.
Yes, this may shock some readers to their very core. While I chose to remain anonymous, I will not deny that it includes some scenes of very questionable morality, including, yes it is true, a bit of explicit child rape. But let nobody accuse me of being evil's apologist, for this book is fiction only, I´m not responsible of what you masturbate yourself about, and if one can't even enjoy a fantasy child rape, then what has the world come to? Besides, I´m quite debauched and would be more confortable if the whole world also were. But really, in this day and age, when degeneracy is the order of the day, and virtue a most rare and extraordinary thing, is it possible for the reader to be horrified by anything? It hardly seems likely. No, it is simply impossible for the reader to be astonished by anything anymore: he has heard it all, seen it all, in many cases done it all, and I for my part am ready to deny it all. Therefore, while the following tour the force which I've prepared was supposed to be somewhat shocking, alas, I'm afraid it may well prove to be underwhelming to the modern reader.
Ah, but I already said this - and you enjoyed this, as as you´ll enjoy my erotic in your fantasies. And I´ll do it with yours in mines.
M.A.V.V.(
[email protected] )
April 2018
Lost somewhere
